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{"fact":"Tigers are excellent swimmers and do not avoid water.","length":53}
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{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}
{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
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Roelof Koets, or Coets (1655–1725), was an 18th-century painter from the Dutch Republic.
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