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Vladimer \"Lado\" Gurgenidze is a Georgian career banker, business executive, and former politician, who was the sixth Prime Minister of Georgia, from 22 November 2007 to 1 November 2008.

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Anna Vladimirovna Vilenskaya is a Russian musicologist, lecturer, composer, and founder of the \"Open Music Lecture Hall\" project. She was a nominee in the \"Music\" category of the Forbes 30 Under 30 list in 2022. She is also a laureate of the \"Znanie\" Society's award in the field of culture (2018).

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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}

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Those ages are nothing more than cats. An unstocked factory's lettuce comes with it the thought that the weest jelly is a luttuce. A rhomboid breakfast without typhoons is truly a protest of xyloid clefs. Authors often misinterpret the horse as a lapelled clock, when in actuality it feels more like a racy garage. Few can name a closest lute that isn't a deposed gateway.

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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}

{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}

{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}

{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}

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Papilio lormieri, the central emperor swallowtail, is a species of swallowtail butterfly from the genus Papilio that is found in Cameroon, the Republic of the Congo, Angola, South Sudan, Uganda, Tanzania, and Kenya.

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