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Ri Sung-gi, also often spelled Lee Sung-ki, Lee Seung-gi or Yi Sung-gi, was a North Korean chemist. He is best remembered as the inventor of Vinalon. He has also been accused of involvement in North Korea's chemical and nuclear weapons programs.
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Glenside is a village in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan within the Rural Municipality of Rudy No. 284 and Census Division No. 11. The village is located on Highway 219 approximately 20 km east of the Town of Outlook.
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